Too funny not to use in my paper

No, I'm not obsessed with homosexuality. I'm just doing a research paper and this is really, really funny. At least, I think so.

“The first hostile act outside the club occurred when a police officer shoved one of the transvestites, who turned and smacked the officer over the head with her purse. The cop clubbed her and a wave of anger passed through the crowd...” (Carter 148).

Brought to you by David Carter. Noted historian and author of Stonewall: The Riots that Sparked the Gay Revolution.